Diagnosis

  • House: How do you know she's happy? Did she tell you?
  • Wilson: No, chirping birds came flying out of her butt carrying a banner.

Speed Dating a la House

  • Woman: I don't want any children
  • House: Check
  • Woman: I'm thinking about Double Ds
  • House: Quadruple check!
  • Woman: And I'm on fire with the Lord!
  • House: .......