December 2009
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Corollary
If you talk the talk, how much you are required to walk the walk is in direct proportion to the height of your soap box.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Sorry, but I just can’t take Leonardo DiCaprio seriously.
Dec 30th
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ListenHehhehhehheh…
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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“The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our...”
– Eric Hoffer, Reflections On The Human Condition (via psychotherapy)
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“There’s an Insurance Problem with your... →
Who gets screwed? YOU AND ME FOLKS!
Dec 29th
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Def Leppard Inks Deal To Develop A Cartoon Series →
newsweek: negevrockcity: …only 30 years too late! /remembering their ads on the back covers of 1990s DC Comics //feeling old We get hysteria! I’m sorry, but WTF???? 
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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The decade ends on December 31, 2010.
(via inothernews) Exactly.  Stop debating this already.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
BREAKING: Miley Cyrus reportedly "working with...
(via inothernews) Miley, Please go away.
Dec 27th
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I figured out what I hate about Christmas shopping. It’s not the crowded stores. It’s not the long check-out lines. It’s not the disarray on the shelves. It’s that there are people who should not be driving in the first place tooling around in the vehicles amongst the chaos. And they increase the chaos tenfold. Idiots all of them.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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AP: Balloon Boy's idiot dad sentenced to 90 days... →
(via inothernews) Even more justice!
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Balloon Boy Parents Must Pay →
There is justice in the world!
Dec 23rd
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Pro tip: fall asleep in your jeans, but only if...
(via inothernews)
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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WatchWatch
newsweek: Favorite Videos: The Decade in Seven Minutes  Interesting run thru
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
inothernews: A good kiss.  A kiss with a knowing kiss back kiss.  A soft-landing kiss.  Careful, gentle, feeling her breath and not hearing it kiss.  Fingers through her hair as if lost in the dark kiss.  Pillowed noses kiss.  Wet, slippery, but not messy in the least kiss.  Contained yet far-flung kiss.  A shut everything else out kiss.  World doesn’t exist kiss.  Momentary loss of self kiss. ...
Dec 21st
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“If you use a dark red frame around the website on each webpage, won’t the screen...”
– (via clientsfromhell) “That is an issue, but we just happen to have an extra supply of excellent quality ink that we picked up in a fire sale next to the wacky, waving, inflatable arm-flailing tube men.”
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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clientsfromhell: “I can’t access the internet from this computer, I haven’t downloaded google yet.” — Idiot…
Dec 18th
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Six of the first seven "12 Days Of Christmas" are...
inothernews: And Larry Bird. And by: The Partridge Family
Dec 18th
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“It is nice, but the frame…can you make it less squarey?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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WatchWatch
newsweek: Today in Things We Love From Earlier This Year: Some Spock on Spock action, one of our Top 10 favorite videos we did this year.
Dec 18th
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iPhone Overtakes Windows Mobile! →
Not bad for a “silly little toy that no serious smart phone user would ever own.”
Dec 18th
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Funny :-)
Very amusing.  Click here
Dec 18th
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Things That Do Not Inspire Confidence Whilst One...
inothernews: Looking ahead and noticing that the bus is sort of swerving towards the left, then the right, then the left and so on and so forth Glancing over and seeing the bus driver shaking his head in an effort to STAY AWAKE
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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A conversation.
GLUE: Can I call you a name?
RUBBER: I'd advise against it.
Dec 16th
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